By ChicaMod Editor
I’ve heard it told that there is nothing as sexy as a man who cooks. Ladies will most inadvertently fall –no questions asked- for the man who can, quite literally, stir things up in the kitchen.
I’ve heard ladies say, amid giggles, “Damn, I’d definitely give anything to a man in an apron.” Or, “An apron can be the sexiest outfit on a man. Especially if there is nothing under it!”
Gentlemen, if you are listening, this is possibly very classified information being relayed here. It is being said once, so pay attention.
Listen, the kitchen earns you free brownie points. And not one or two brownie points, but MANY! Besides, you don’t have to be a professor of food science to drive her crazy. You can masquerade. Chop some onions, some tomatoes, boil some water and trick her into doing the rest. She will still think you were so amazing in the kitchen, and the rewards will come by way of dessert.
But seriously, guys, get home before her and whip some dinner up. Or bake her a cake randomly. If she asks the reason why, tell her that in the Ethiopian or in the Chinese calendar, today is her birthday. It doesn’t have to be true. I hope you had the dentist check your sweet tooth because there will be lots of dessert after that.
